Here are some genuine self-inflicted hyphenated names that I sifted from a phone book on PDF.
Jean Daughters-Fell Jennifer Gerrish-Lampe Katharine Dowell-Finder Carmelita McGinnis-Lard Glenda Slaughter-Pettigre Belinda Silvernail-Wood Lori Lavender-Jipp Nicky Long-End Lynn Zook-Slagg Pamela Bloomer-Pinkston Taramatti Ganpat-Puffett Lucinda Wonderlich-Fuller
We went to see Pericles, in the round, and there I sneezed, and blew out my bone graft.
The play began and so it goes, a bloody mass shot from my nose, my program cut in half.
The actress wore a snow-white dress- a target for my clotting mess- a flying crimson shaft.