This is a Best-Of album of sorts with contributions from cutie-pies Annette and Hayley, and Fess Parker and others. The forgotten Hector, the stowaway pup, and Sammy, the way-out seal are also involved. You begged your parents for this and didn't get it. But Uncle Ed just now came through for you. Link in comments.
Here are some genuine self-inflicted hyphenated names that I sifted from a phone book on PDF.
Jean Daughters-Fell Jennifer Gerrish-Lampe Katharine Dowell-Finder Carmelita McGinnis-Lard Glenda Slaughter-Pettigre Belinda Silvernail-Wood Lori Lavender-Jipp Nicky Long-End Lynn Zook-Slagg Pamela Bloomer-Pinkston Taramatti Ganpat-Puffett Lucinda Wonderlich-Fuller