Here is some laugh-inducing cringe courtesy of Mae West, Bing, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, and twelve others. The link for this was stolen by LOADSAMUSICS. Send me email if you would like the download.
Now may be the right time for you to review Episode 6 in preparation for Episode 7 - The Force Awakens. The downloadable contains the above audio as well as the invaluable Read-Along booklet. Link in comments.
I was aware of the record but not the off-Broadway show which became the HBO film that never aired. Perhaps the ensemble disappointed the Suits at HBO. A copy of the film is on YouTube right now but you will prefer this video file which is twice the size and twice the quality. Link in comments.
Here are some genuine self-inflicted hyphenated names that I sifted from a phone book on PDF.
Jean Daughters-Fell Jennifer Gerrish-Lampe Katharine Dowell-Finder Carmelita McGinnis-Lard Glenda Slaughter-Pettigre Belinda Silvernail-Wood Lori Lavender-Jipp Nicky Long-End Lynn Zook-Slagg Pamela Bloomer-Pinkston Taramatti Ganpat-Puffett Lucinda Wonderlich-Fuller