The Broadway musical got scrubbed and became a more tasteful MGM film for the entire family. In this one Ann Blyth and Vic Damone fall in love while Howard Keel and Delores Gray fall into something more sophisticated. We all go home happily once Howard dispatches the evil Sebastian Cabot. No operatic voices were used in the making of this musical which is something you might really like. Link in comments.
Here are some genuine self-inflicted hyphenated names that I sifted from a phone book on PDF.
Jean Daughters-Fell Jennifer Gerrish-Lampe Katharine Dowell-Finder Carmelita McGinnis-Lard Glenda Slaughter-Pettigre Belinda Silvernail-Wood Lori Lavender-Jipp Nicky Long-End Lynn Zook-Slagg Pamela Bloomer-Pinkston Taramatti Ganpat-Puffett Lucinda Wonderlich-Fuller