This is easy, but only because I am personally involved. All three bankably box-office stars have elected for S.R.S. (Skull Replacement Surgery), and, unusually, each chose the same model (the CS5000, pictured at right), which is manufactured by my own company here in Canarsie. SkullCo (Canarsie, N.Y.) is proud to have supplied many A-list celebrities with hand-crafted replacement skulls, including Oprah, Chevy Chase, John Lithgow, and Paris Hilton. It was my personal decision not to comply with the late and lamented Michael Jackson's request, as in my professional opinion his epido-muscular envelope would not be strong enough to withstand the trauma. Write for a free estimate!
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I have it...
If your young and not famous and you become famous you get old and then you die.
What do I win?
That works. Here you go; a coupon guaranteeing you to resemble the gentlemen in column three one day.
Well, two are in Blade Runner. Not Tim Curry.
Truly, it's a game of skull...
Only one appeared in Rocky Horror!!
This is easy, but only because I am personally involved. All three bankably box-office stars have elected for S.R.S. (Skull Replacement Surgery), and, unusually, each chose the same model (the CS5000, pictured at right), which is manufactured by my own company here in Canarsie.
SkullCo (Canarsie, N.Y.) is proud to have supplied many A-list celebrities with hand-crafted replacement skulls, including Oprah, Chevy Chase, John Lithgow, and Paris Hilton. It was my personal decision not to comply with the late and lamented Michael Jackson's request, as in my professional opinion his epido-muscular envelope would not be strong enough to withstand the trauma.
Write for a free estimate!
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