"Brats and Hot dogs are much the same," said Tom speaking frankly.
"The toothpaste is in the hamper somewhere," said Tom crestfallen.
"I made it to the store, but don't know why," said Tom listlessly.
"They aren't exactly lamb-chops," admitted Tom sheepishly.
"I've just gotten my braces off," said Tom evenly.
"I can't see the anchor chain at all," said Tom sternly.
"There's no way I can do my laundry now," said Tom cheerlessly.
"I don't usually find myself playing an upright," said Tom grandly.
"Something I said made the horse throw me," said Tom woefully.
"I can name a Great Lake," said Tom superiorly.
"It's nice, King Arthur, but now I would like a bowl," God requested.
"I... swallowed an earthworm," said Tom with baited breath.
"I wonder how I got these stitches on my scalp," said Tom absentmindedly.
"This Rogain is working excessively well, doctor," Tom bristled.
"He and she went with them," Tom pronounced.
"I'm through with women forever," said Tom Earnestly.
"I'm through with Earnest," said Tom Frankly.
"We will never need the mainframe again," said Tom with elan.
"I then stuck in my thumb," said Jack with aplomb.
"I must have bitten through my tongue as I fell," said Tom incisively.
"That's it- I'm toast!" said Tom ejectedly.
"I'm inclined to let it slide," said Tom planely.
Here are some genuine self-inflicted hyphenated names that I sifted from a phone book on PDF.
Jean Daughters-Fell Jennifer Gerrish-Lampe Katharine Dowell-Finder Carmelita McGinnis-Lard Glenda Slaughter-Pettigre Belinda Silvernail-Wood Lori Lavender-Jipp Nicky Long-End Lynn Zook-Slagg Pamela Bloomer-Pinkston Taramatti Ganpat-Puffett Lucinda Wonderlich-Fuller
We went to see Pericles, in the round, and there I sneezed, and blew out my bone graft.
The play began and so it goes, a bloody mass shot from my nose, my program cut in half.
The actress wore a snow white dress- a target for my clotting mess- a flying crimson shaft.